Screw Celebrity Nude Photos – I Want Hardcore Porn!
Ugh. Worse title on AWmusic? Are we jumping the shark? Maybe.
But Carles from Hipster RunOff says:
Damn bro. I think ’sex sells’ or something like that. I feel like ‘we can’t control’ what our ‘peens’ want. I feel like ’sex’ and ‘getting aroused/stimulated’ is probably ‘more important’ for a lot of people than some other blog post. I want to click on more ‘nude’-based stuff. I think Radiohead named a song of theirs ‘Nude’ to get more hits at their website. When Napster came out, ‘mp3′ became more searched 4 than ’sex.’ I feel like ‘we’ should feel happy about that as mp3 bloggers.
Anyway, this weekend was dominated with news naked photos of BOTH Cassie and Rihanna. Normally I would stay away from the matter but hey, we can be traffic whores too!
I don’t care much for Celebrity nude photos. Like Cassie says – ““That’s real foul and evil. Now stop acting like you haven’t seen a titty before.””, I’ve seen titties before so it’s no big deal (though to be fair, those photos are pretty hot). Also strange to see Rihanna’s photos leaked just hours after the internet was already going insane. As much as Rihanna is quite sexy, Cassie beats her out with the more scandalous and sexier photos.
Here’s a lesson to everyone: NEVER have naked photos on your computer. It might sound like a good idea, but it’s not. It’s like having collateral as a couple, if you piss off the guy who took pics of you, be sure enough to expect the photos on X-porn website near you (sorry nobody cares about naked men so it really just applies to women).
However, there are just nude pictures, equivalent to looking at porn pictures e.g. lame. It doesn’t do anything for you at the end of the day since it seems like EVERY celebrity has a nude photo set. Heck, you get to breasts at a young age while watching fashion shows. You know what we don’t see enough of? Hardcore porn movies involving A-list celebrities. Over the past years I’ve heard about Kid Rock’s, Scott Stapp (that would be torturous….ewwww), that Screech guy and people who I just don’t care about.
Imagine this title: Megan Fox Foot Fetish Hardcore Sex Tape with Brian Austin Green! Hot? Yes! Proof that Brian Austin Green is having sex with Megan Fox? Yes! And Fucked Up? Yes Yes Yes!
Nude photos are just that. No big deal since we’ve been exposed to it a bit too much (you are liars if you don’t watch a little bit of porn). Paris Hilton’s video made her famous and even then – it was pretty awful porn. If someone wants to move up a level in fame, it’s not in the nudie pics – it’s going to be some hardcore nasty sex tape.
Naked As A Window by Josh Ritter
Nude by Radiohead
