Ke$ha I hate you.
Ok Ke$ha you are getting pretty popular with this borrowed brand of trash you are marketing. I get you probably aren’t like this and that you are just doing whatever you can to make it big but I really don’t like you. Last week I was at a family dinner and my 9 year old cousin was singing your song, she was saying that she only deals with boys who look like McJagger and that she brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels, my cousin is going to be a dirty slut and I blame you Ke$ha!
My first question to you is what do you mean by waking up in the morning feeling like P Diddy? Waking up in the morning feeling like a rich black man who dated J Lo and once shot up a club? Is that what you mean? Please clarify because if that is the case I wouldn’t mind waking up feeling like that, hell, I’d be happy to wake up after those crazy parties you talk about without a head ache. I also read somewhere that the $ in your name is supposed to be ironic since you were broke as fuck even though you were on a number 1 track, (Right Round by Flo Rida) well that’s fucking stupid. Also read somewhere that you broke into Prince’s house to give him your demo, again, that’s fucking stupid.
Also you sound a lot like Uffie, I have no problem with people borrowing a sound and taking it to the mainstream, but Uffie is only really famous because shes really hot. She is pretty much a terrible muscian with no real talent, you guys have a lot in common yes, but couldn’t you have chosen some other trainwreck to emulate?
Oh god, words can not describe how much I hate you. This whole “it girl” party scene thing you got going on was annoying enough as it was, the last thing we need is more self loathing bulimics drowning their sorrows in drugs and alcohol with a smile on their face and a cock in their ass. Well, I hope you die out soon kinda how Uffie did. As nice as that would be I have a feeling you are going to be around for a while, if this is the case, can you at least provide us with a sex tape soon?
I’ll admit the song is catchy but its annoying none the less.
I’ve never heard of Ke$ha or Uffie before. I listened to the track above and I searched out Uffie to have a listen and all I can say is…classy. I think nowadays a lot of people do prefer their women to be “self loathing bulimics drowning their sorrows in drugs and alcohol with a smile on their face and a cock in their ass.” Sad but there’s always someone willing to pay for it.