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The Jonas Brothers Don’t Know Shit About Ultimate Fighting

6 March 2009, Allan @ 8:15 pm Nor does MTV. Here’s a quote of the MTV News article:

“I have a giant scar in the back of my head,” Kevin told MTV News, pointing to 19-year-old Joe. “This kid’s fault Eight staples later.”

Joe owned up to the beating. “I threw him into a wall once,” adding that Kevin got his revenge. “Then he threw shillings off of the house at my head.”

Although Joe and Kevin seemed cool to talk about the incident, Nick jumped to the defense of his brothers’ actions. “It wasn’t out of anger. It was like, when you’re brothers, you play.”

But Kevin revealed the true reason for the injury: “We were ultimate fighting!”

It’s pretty obvious what the goal of the Jonas Brothers was while trying to flex their wimpy muscles. They are trying to be cool and tough. Yet, end up looking like big douchebags. First off, it’s not ultimate fighting, it’s MIXED MARTIAL ARTS. Any real fan knows the difference. I don’t mind if you call it “Ultimate Fighting” as the UFC has a foothold in North America. However, you don’t say “I do Ultimate Fighting” if you were a regular martial arts practitioner. They set off the “obvious poser alert signal” here.

Also, “ultimate fighting” never entails throwing someone into a wall or throwing shillings (shingles). That would be pro-wrestling. Like Pro-Wrestling, the Jonas Brothers come off as fake or at the very least cheesy.

The Jonas Brothers will never be cool, it’s almost laughable how hard they tried with this one. As for the MTV news editor, maybe a title called the Jonas Brothers Don’t Know Shit About Ultimate Fighting would be more suitable title . Instead they have the terrible titled “The Jonas Brothers ‘Ultimate Fighting” Champs?” which equals major face palm. I could take on all 3 Jonas Brothers right now (at the same time) AND I have a torn knee because they wouldn’t have any shingles to throw at me. (They might be able to beat me if they threw shillings at me, about a million of them .)

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Tags: Jonas Brothers, MTV, news, UFC, ultimate fighting

14 Comments

1. sean — March 15, 2009 @ 3:26 pm
   
   

   Not that I’d claim much in common with the Jonas Brothers, but I’m afraid I don’t know shit about ultimate fighting, either.




2. Allan — March 16, 2009 @ 12:45 am
   
   

   Haha, the take home message is that: It’s okay to not know anything about MMA. Don’t go around saying you practice it.




3. Angel — March 16, 2009 @ 3:07 am
   
   

   jonas U’re all so cool,cute, n funky.. . .




4. Angel — March 16, 2009 @ 3:13 am
   
   

   I LOVE YOU ALL JONAS BROTHERS.. . .




5. Deja — July 10, 2009 @ 2:23 pm
   
   

   leave JB alone




6. you are an idiot — July 10, 2009 @ 2:24 pm
   
   

   wow. you realize they were JOKING, right?

   as if they care about ultimate fighting, as if they care what some loser thinks of them, and as if you could actually fight them… ha.




7. Allan — July 10, 2009 @ 5:04 pm
   
   

   Well if they don’t care about “ultimate fighting” don’t mention it. I wouldn’t mind trying to beat their face in lol. It’d make millions of girls cry everywhere.




8. Anonymous — July 27, 2009 @ 1:46 am
   
   

   Wow.. This guy needs to get a real job.. Who the hell are you to pick a fight with some boyband that makes little kids happy just because they misused the term “ultimate fighting”. Haha get a life man. This article is about as worthless as ass hair..




9. Allan — July 27, 2009 @ 1:59 am
   
   

   Hmm so because they are a boyband and they make little kids happy I can’t make fun of them?

   I couldn’t care to be honest but they need to get their facts straight.




10. graham — August 10, 2009 @ 8:37 am
    
    

    although i dont like there acting or there music which is just my personal opinion all these jealous people constantly taking the piss out of them cause there not rich and successful is anoying me, and besides do you really think that all these comments will effect there popularity? i doubt it




11. Allan — August 10, 2009 @ 8:43 am
    
    

    My motives are clearly for jealously about fame and money.

    No.

    It’s about these guys pretending to know MMA and clearly looking like fools doing so. – Hence the point of the article.

    Be musicians and don’t pretend to be tough (which they clearly are trying to be). You make music and that’s it.




12. graham — August 11, 2009 @ 10:16 am
    
    

    okay i see your point but i wouldnt say that they were being serious about the ultimate fighting remark but if they were then it would validate your arguement entirely.

    happy now allan?




13. Allan — August 11, 2009 @ 2:01 pm
    
    

    Yep.

    This did have many people who are fans in mma facepalming though.




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