Top 10 Songs To Have Sex ToSo it all happened one Friday…
My mood – altered by alcohol of choice (Rum, boys & girls). My senses – stimulated by semi-legal substance (let’s skip this one). My company – kept by somebody I will not talk to you about…
Ryan Adams’ “Desire” erupts from the speakers and I, while doing my… thinking… (about what would be the best way to bring the economy back up… ehm…) think that “Damn…This song is perfect…”
So ladies and gentlemen… I give you… Top Ten Songs To Have Sex To:
Fast. Very fast. Think you can keep up? Have no choice BUT to keep up? Have a little speed problem? “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” by Jet is the way to go then. The beauty of this track is that it sets the mood from “hot” to “playful”, which can be fun if you’re trying something new. *wink*
Intense. Rhythmic. Beautiful. “Celice” combines passion and sadness, desire and remorse, rhythm and flux. Let me draw you a picture: dimly lit room, bottle of fine cabernet sauvignon (preferably young… firm… gripping), three or four scented candles (try to not knock them down, we both will be in trouble). Your better half is talking about something (rather obnoxiously) and you turn to them and put your index finger on their lips to hush them. You turn your sound system on and press play. First notes of Celice ooze into the room and you pick up your glass of wine, inviting your partner to do the same. You look them in the eyes, take a sip (and they do the same) and then…. I’m so wet down there are you?
Fun. Fun. Fun. It’s… just… fun… No really, I have nothing more to say. (Have you ever tried having sex to this song? No? Well then, shut up and sit down!)
Hot. Thrusting. Dynamic. Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back, which, according to Prince – never left. Now let me tell you something, I don’t care who’s bringing sexy back and whether sexy ever left or not – but this track IS definitely sexy… yep, I said it – I think “Sexyback” is a decent song. Kill me now?
Erotic. Dangerous. Tango. Okay… it’s a tango. What can be sexier than the sexiest dance in the world? If you can dance – great, dance your way into the bed (or a kitchen table… or your living room floor… or whatever it is you fancy). If you can’t dance – improvise. If you can’t improvise – …well shit, if you went through all this trouble of picking THIS song as a soundtrack to your evening than LEARN how to fucking dance! Watch some YouTube videos or something… It’s a fucking tango man! So tango on!
5. Ryan Adams – Desire
Quite. Sensual. Absolutely fucking gorgeous. The title kind of speaks for itself doesn’t it? While this is a very slow and mellow track – it’d be perfect for some quality time with your one and only. Desire is just one of those songs that you can’t help but think “Damn, this could a perfect soundtrack for [insert scene of choice here]!” Why not make it a sex scene between you and your significant other? (or your random other… whichever one you managed to get drunk tonight… perv… oh come on, don’t get all sensitive, I’m only joking!)
Fast. Sticky. Moving. Fluent motion of Fluke’s “Atom Bomb” resonates in your mind and as a result – body. Hint: your state of mind should be altered in order to appreciate the full potential of this beautiful electronic track, but don’t tell anyone I told you that. Baby’s got an atom bomb! (Need I say more?)
Cheap. Cheerful. Pumping. If you’re bored of cheap and cheerful, The Kill’s masterpiece is the way to go. Pumping bass, sweet vocals, awesome lyrics. While the original is incredible as it is you may want to check out the remixed version of the song because it’s longer… [pause here, wait for you to get the hint, continue] “Cheap and Cheerful” has everything you may need in a sex soundtrack: steady tempo that you CAN’T help but follow, the melody that wakes your inner crazy, lyrics that help you realize that yes, it is okay to be mean… sometimes… if both parties are cool with that…
Sexy. Sexier. Very sexy. “Got To Be More Careful” is one of the sexiest tracks I’ve ever heard. It probably has something to do with a funky guitar, jazzy piano and Jon’s vocal. Even though the song itself has nothing to do with sex it still has this feel that just makes you wanna… well, have sex to it.
Provocative. Tempting. On the edge. Now there, I know that many will argue with me on this one, but here’s something you should keep in mind – we all sometimes desire to be a little more freaky, aggressive, dirty than we actually are (and most of us are in fact a little more freaky, aggressive and dirty than we appear to be). “Closer” is the track to go with if you just want to have fun and explore your other side. This one isn’t so much about sex as it is about f*cking like an animal… Just don’t go overboard…
These ten songs shouldn’t really be in any particular order because it all depends on the situation and your mood, but hey… just for the hell of it – these were Top Ten Songs To Have Sex To.
Bonus tracks for the lovers of electronic music:
Ali Payami – Pictures