Polaris Music Prize 2009 Longlist Sucks
I guess I expect too much about of people in general. When you put the collective minds of smart people together, generally you get popular but crappy choices made (see: government). This has worked the way of Polaris Music Prize longlist. I guess I usually end up pretty happy with the shortlist anyway but this longlist leaves A LOT left to be desired.
With a jury featuring several bloggers, including Herohill’s Ack, Jim from Quick Before It Melts, Matt from I(heart)music, Frank from Chromewaves – that’s just the blogs we’ve been acquainted with. Now I have to ask this – why the hell aren’t we on this? More politely: I think we deserve a spot on this jury but that’s a discussion for another day.
Anyway one of the great aspects of having bloggers on the jury, is that you can follow their picks and they will blatantly pick your top 5. I was very happy with Quick Before It Melts’ picks mainly because it included The Rest’s Everyone All At Once (unsure if it made the five he chose but at least he considered it) but Bryan Acker’s opinion was just as important due to the massive of records he listens to – I just hadn’t listened to most of his picks. Still bloggers easily help the appeal, and we’d love to join the party but I guess we’ll enjoy the view from the sidelines (and still bicker and complain about the list).
Rob, our weekly contributor already discussed some key points to why the longlist sucks.
17 bands from Montreal. Yes, Montreal is better from Toronto. Yes, Montreal is great fucking place. But it doesn’t represent all of Canada. The point being, as great of a fucking place it is, the longlist could use some diversity. The longlist is that, a longlist – you could represent the entire country. You could also represent better music – perhaps the system is flawed? Submitting only 5 to the longlist doesn’t seem like many people stuck out their necks for unknown gems.
Why isn’t Julie Doiron on this list? I Can Wonder What You Did With Your Day’s exclusion is absolutely robbery. Perhaps it’s because she’s from a small town but alas, I don’t know. I won’t complain about The Rest’s Everyone All At Once. It seems only a few people share the same enthusiasm or haven’t heard how good it is.
Consolation Prize by Julie Doiron
Who shouldn’t be on this list:
The Stills – Oceans Will Rise
The album is so incredibly awful. I tried my best to stay positive on the record and its inclusion baffles me. Matthew from I(heart)music said The Stills took whatever was good with their first two albums and left all the suck (at least that’s what I recall). If there’s a black sheep on this list, it’s this album. Sorry Stills fan but there are a million more deserving albums. Someone needed to say it.
Probably shouldn’t be on this list (iffy/arguable):
Wolf Parade – At Mount Zoomer
When I first listened to the record, I was in love with this album. I think after time, this album just didn’t give me any desire to listen to it. I definitely overrated it and I don’t think much of it now. I think this nomination could be a pity vote, because Apologies To The Queen Mary should’ve been nominated but wasn’t. Funny how that works.
Grounds For Divorce by Wolf Parade
Metric – Fantasies
I haven’t really listened to the album but if Nancy the diehard Metric fan doesn’t think it’s that good… it’s probably not that good. Also, since Canada does really indeed have tons of good music, I expect no less then A material on the longlist.
Woodpigeon – Treasury Library Canada
Treasury Library Canada is lacking (this Popmatters review agrees) whereas Houndstooth Europa is a real gem. As a dual package, it’s still iffy whether I would nominate it being that Houndstooth Europa is the 2nd CD. e.g. The quieter hotter sister that nobody seems to mention.
Go Chad VanGaalen. 17 days left until the shortlist is announced. Then we will be discussing the 10 albums in depth (unless we’ve already reviewed them).
My top 10 predictions:
Chad VanGaalen’s Soft Airplane
Bare Feet On Wet Grip Tape by Chad VanGaalen
Rae Spoon -superioryouareinferior
Need to listen to this record. Got massively confused about the gender thing without it being explained to me….I guess it’s cool on some level that it’s not mentioned (pet peeve to see a press release attention grab based on being “different”)
Bruce Peninsula – A Mountain Is A Mouth
Steamroller by Bruce Peninsula
Fucked Up`s Common Chemistry of Life
Looking For God by Fucked Up
One of Japandroids – Post-Nothing/Women-Women I lean toward Japandroids
Young Hearts Spark Fire by Japandroids
Black Rice by Women
That’s all I can think of. It’ll be an upset if those 5 aren’t in it, perhaps we’re missing out on a few gems?
Lastly, I’d like to say I really like the Polaris Prize. I like discussing the best Canadian album, as much as I find the process flawed. It is better then nothing.
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I would say one of the main reasons you aren’t included is you guys have tons of writers and don’t really showcase a lot of Canadian content. You definitely cover it, but if you look at us, we cover 90% Canadian content and have been around for 5 years and this is the first year we got asked.
It’s a new prize and the jury got expanded this year.. and probably will every year for a while, but I don’t think the long list sucks. There are some iffy selections – Beast, Cohen, Stills – but even some of your “iffy” ones (Woodpigeon, Metric) were picked by Frank @ Chromewaves, who is one of the most respected bloggers in Canada.
But also, bloggers represent a small slice of the jury and blogger taste makes up a small slice of the musical voice of Canada. I mean, we cover a ton on herohill and we only reviewed 30 of the 40. Some of that is taste, some of that is just we haven’t heard of the band. I think on that scale, you have to tip your hat to the process.